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  2. warpedbyparamore:

    Hayley’s Hair 2013-2014

    (via haleymore)

     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     
  3. My 2nd degree burn from my car accident (its from the gun powder from the airbags going off not an actual fire)

     

  4. lokiator:

    hearing an actor’s real accent for the first time

    image

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  5. spookyshoes:

    moosekleenex:

    Maxi dresses.

    OMG

    ME EVERY TIME

    (via theofficialariel)

     

  6. dickrockerjanecrocker:

    likesboyswholikeboys:

    you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

    Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

    I’m glad someone else is saying this!!!

    (Source: anderson-hastings, via futuredisneyprincessinthemaking)

     
  7. daftpunkforcutie:

    what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
  8. dippydorable:

    escondig:

    The Supernatural Fandom, everybody

    see, that is devotion

    we don’t care if its illegal

    (via futuredisneyprincessinthemaking)

     
  9. fandomsandfeminism:

    oh-snap-pro-choice:

    It’s almost like pro choicers were right all along about birth control being the best way to reduce abortion rates…. go figure.

    -Lemon

    It’s almost like if you make is really easy for people who don’t want to get pregnant to, in fact, not get pregnant, then you get fewer unwanted pregnancies and, thus, fewer people trying to end unwanted pregnancies.

    Like god damn witchcraft.

    (Source: feminist-sister, via futuredisneyprincessinthemaking)

     
  10. Classic Disney Films/ Disney on Broadway

    (Source: cutiegeek, via futuredisneyprincessinthemaking)

     
  11. mistressmary:

    behold the descendant of the mighty wolf

    (Source: iwillstaystrongiwillstaystrong, via futuredisneyprincessinthemaking)

     
  12. eldiablocabra:

    i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

    flawlessspecter:

    hiccuptherunt:

    sakurasunshine:

    keep-calm-and-disney-on:

    HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

    THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

    Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

    Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

    Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

    2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

    if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

    HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

    (Source: tooshas, via futuredisneyprincessinthemaking)

     
  13. Our fate lives in us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.

    (Source: disneydailly, via disneyismyescape)

     
  14. hansaekim:

    Your average California yearbook

    (Source: memewhore, via theofficialariel)